【美帝键盘侠】杜兰特：等我登上我小号 看我不喷死你
2017-12-05 16:39:26 我乐NBA www.56nba.com
据TheVertical记者Shams Charania报道，利文斯顿被联盟禁赛一场，而涉事裁判Courtney Kirkland被停职一周。
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[–][BOS] Jaylen Brown-poncho-
Oh shit, ref discipline
nia麻皮，我有生之年竟然看到裁判被处罚了！
[–][CHI] Derrick Rosejeric13xd
About damn time they’re held accountable
他们早TM的该被问责了！
[–]Sunsrice_bledsoe
12/4/2017
today a ref was held accountable
there was a parade held in the streets
champagne flowed like rivers down a mountain
I wonder if such a rarity will ever occur in my lifetime again
2017年12月4日
今天一名NBA的裁判被追究了责任
街上进行了盛大的狂欢游行
香槟像山上的河流一样流淌
我希望这样一个值得铭记的日子还能再在我的生命中出现
[–][BOS]Chancelor_West
lmao that ref looked like he wanted to square up with Shaun, I'm not surprised
笑死我了，这裁判看起来想冲过去和肖恩干仗，我对这结果一点都不惊讶。
[–]GrizzliesSupercoolBeasGOAT
shaun is one of the least intimidating dudes in the league, with that goofy peanut head
肖恩（利文斯顿）可是联盟中最没有威胁性的家伙了，对了，他还有那傻瓜一样的花生头
[–]SunsSupercuck123
Except he’s like six foot ten
他可是有六英尺十英寸那么高呢
[–][SAS] Manu GinobiliPrimid47
Still a goofy peanut head
仍然是傻瓜一样的花生头啊
[–]Warriorshere_2_downvote_u
Now I understand why the ref couldn't back down. no one wants to be laughed at for being picked on by a 6'10" peanut head.
现在我知道为什么裁判会恼羞成怒了，没有人愿意被一个六英尺十英寸还留着傻瓜一样花生头的家伙嘲笑。
[–]Raptorsbeerdude111
Yea, but it's not like "Ref takes down player with messed up knee" sounds much better.
但是我觉得用“裁判：看我不跳起来打烂你的膝盖”来形容更好！
[–][GSW] Jordan Bellptam
They suspended the ref? Is that a first? Do we have to put away our pitchforks now?
他们也把裁判禁赛了？这是历史上第一次出现吗？那我们现在能把枪放下了？
[–]Raptorscvelz
not a first. they suspended Joey Crawford for a couple months when he spazzed out on Duncan
不是第一次了老哥，在邓肯大笑被克劳福德驱逐之后，克劳福德也被禁赛了几个月……
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杜兰特今日比赛中，和考辛斯冲突，随后两人双双吃到第二个技术犯规被裁判罚出场！
[–]RocketsHakeemTheDreamShake
Definitely saw Cousins mouth "pussy ass bitch" there
我绝对看见从考辛斯嘴里蹦出来了“%%￥#@#￥”等词汇
[–][PHI] Markelle FultzWilt2DrJ2Chuck2AI2Jo
saw kd respond with "just wait til i can log in to my accounts"
是的，我还看到了杜兰特回应道：“你TM给我等着，等我回去登上我的小号你再跟我说话！”
[–]HeatJGVjed
lmao
我上厕所撒尿连迪奥都不扶我就服你！
[–]NBAMintastic
I thought Dray and Cousins would be the ones going out by the way this game was going but KD stole Dray's tech.
我本来以为追梦和表妹本场比赛可能会驱逐一个，没想到半路杀出个杜咬金！
[–]Warriorsdarknecross
Draymond's whole career has been pushing the boundaries and feeling out the lines on the refs. He's a goddamn exploratory pioneer.
追梦整个生涯都在裁判的尺度边缘一步两步，一步两步，一步一步似爪牙，似魔鬼的步伐，他TM就是这方面的先驱大师！
[–]Hornetsbnffn
KD's next chapter is the locker room.
KD：我的下一站—更衣室！
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据NBA名记Chris Haynes报道，湖人队正强制执行禁止媒体在赛后采访球员亲友的规定，这一规定也被成为“拉瓦尔-鲍尔规则(LaVar Ball rule)”。
[–]NBALamZeppelin
Thank god
感谢上帝
[–]Kingsseankingstonfan
Lavar literally broke the NBA.
球爹打败了NBA！
[–]KnicksSaucy_Totchie
Reminds me of the Wilt Chamberlain quote:
"...when I played, they changed the rules to make it harder for me."
（球爹法则）让我不禁想起了张大帅的名言：“…当我还在打球时，他们改变了规则来限制我的发挥”
[–]PistonsPrinceOfAssassins
The Jordan rules, how about the BBB rules
乔丹都有“乔丹法则”，球爹？当然得有“BBB法则”
[–]InsecurelyInsecure
This rule is definitely better than Jordan Rules.
显然“球爹法则”比乔丹法则牛逼多了！
[–][NYK] J.R. SmithYGDieciseis
Lavar> Jordan ???
球爹>乔丹？？？
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太阳客场战胜76人的比赛中，布克狂砍46分，比赛最后时刻一记锁定胜局的“科比式”强投！
【GIF】布克最后时刻！强投不讲理！！
[–]76ersxychosis
What the fuck do we even do at that point, huh? Booker's a fucking aimbot tonight.
我们在这种情况下怎么会TM投这种篮？布克今晚绝对开了自瞄挂！
[–]CelticsSOCCO12SO
Report him 4 hacking
举报他开挂啊！（hacking有作弊、开挂、打手的意思）
[–]76ersxychosis
I tried but the refs gave Harden two free throws
我举报了啊，但是裁判还是给了哈登两个罚球
[–]HornetsKeepGpodawunding
wtf they were basically scraping elbows and he barely hesitated
mamba mentality
甘林劳他们基本上一直在抓他的手肘，他还是不带犹豫的。
曼巴精神
[–]CavaliersIlikePogz
If that isnt kobe idk what is
如果这都不是科比，那我就不知道这是啥了。
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骑士客场轻取公牛，韦德面对旧主表现出色，出战26分钟贡献了24分6篮板2助攻，投篮13中9。
[–]Cavaliersunklebuckets
Well the Cavs are 2-0 since D-wade showed his bulge on Live TV.
好吧，自从韦德在直播中掏出家伙事儿之后骑士两胜零负！
[–]Trail BlazersLebron2Portland2018
New Ty Lue gif from tonight. Use as you please
泰伦-卢今晚的表情包，拿去用~
[–]Eastccvssd
He looks like a fish trapped in a man's body, both in appearance and mannerisms
他看起来像是一条陷在人型身体里的鱼，他的长相和习惯都很像。
[–]Cavaliers2uneek
Bulls just got wrecked by a dude on their payroll
公牛被一个领着他们工资的家伙击毁了
[–][CHI] Jimmy ButlerRrbex5
We are paying for the #1 overall pick, so I’ll take it
我们正在为了状元签努力，我能接受这一点
[–][CLE] Terrell Brandoninstacarp
sure you're not going to gift that one to Golden State?
你确定你们不会把选秀权再卖给金州？
（节选自Reddit/NBA 泰拳警告/吉吉联合编译）