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[赛后贴]今日NBA季中锦标赛半决赛，湖人队133-89大胜鹈鹕队。
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湖人（14-9）：詹姆斯30分5板8助、浓眉16分15板5助2断2帽、普林斯15分3板、拉塞尔14分3板、里夫斯17分5板7助、八村塁12分2助、雷迪什9分5板2助、克里斯蒂6分、海斯4分4板、范德比尔特2分5板、伍德4分6板。
鹈鹕（12-11）：英格拉姆9分3板7助、锡安13分3助、瓦兰9分3板3帽、琼斯10分7板2断、麦科勒姆9分4板、墨菲14分3板、阿尔瓦拉多8分4助2断、丹尼尔斯4分8板、马绍尔5分4板、霍金斯4分。
[–]Icy-Tie-1862 639 points 5 hours ago
Bron: all roads lead to me.
球迷：老詹：无论你怎么走，最后要面对的永远是我！
[–]Factually-Incorrect 175 points 5 hours ago
LeRome
球迷：条条道路通老詹啊~~~
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[–]ThunderJemerZ 93 points 4 hours ago
The 5th Trophy is for my teammates
雷霆球迷：第五个冠军是为了我的队友！
[–]LakersAwwh_Dood 205 points 5 hours ago
LeFaker
湖人球迷：勒布朗-Faker李相赫-詹姆斯
[–]Horizonkek 39 points 4 hours ago*
Didnt expect a faker reference in this sub lmao HAHAHHAHA
球迷：从来没想到在这个评论区还能看到Faker，哈哈哈~~~
[–]simon2105 1274 points 5 hours ago
We missed out on 20 seasons of game 7 level Lebron in December, we were ROBBED!
球迷：原来每年在12月份就能看到季后赛抢七版本的老詹啊？那老詹的生涯前20个赛季，NBA你都干嘛去了？！日你妈退钱！！
[–]LakersOldManBrom 233 points 5 hours ago
David Stern rolling in his grave
湖人球迷：楼上的兄弟，斯特恩在棺材里面收到了你的投诉，现在正在辗转反侧！！！
[–]Jazzmusicnothing 403 points 5 hours ago
How did anyone ever think the IST was a bad idea
爵士球迷：以前还有人说季中锦标赛就是个馊主意呢？脑子瓦特了啊！
[–]Lakerscaughtinthought 401 points 5 hours ago
I think we forgot these guys are competitors and want to win even tho they're making millions already. Seriously bron is a billionaire and is getting fired up about some cup that was literally just made up.
湖人球迷：我觉得我们忽略了一个问题，NBA球员都是胜负欲极端强的人，哪怕自己已经是百万富翁了，他们也想赢下每一场比赛！而老詹都是亿万富翁了，仍然可以为了一个新创立的奖杯热血沸腾！！
[–]LakersExoandy 1 point 4 hours ago
Maybe his cheapass can finally buy Spotify premium
湖人球迷：可能是因为…等拿到集中锦标赛的冠军奖金之后，老詹这个穷鬼就有钱买网易云音乐的黑胶VIP了…
[–]LakersJimC29 1 point 3 hours ago
He's playing like he's a half million short of a billion. He must really need the money the way he played tonight.
湖人球迷：老詹今天打得就像自己的存款离10亿美金就差这50万美金了一样！打得这么卖力，肯定非常急着用钱！！
[–]Lakerscaughtinthought 1 point 2 hours ago
Haha yeah... With 995M at current interest rates you'd make the 500k in 3 days
湖人球迷：呵呵呵…要是手握9亿9千五百五十万美金的存款，以现在的存款利率，老詹3天就能拿到50万美金的利息~~~
[-]LakersJayveesac 696 points 5 hours ago
The Lakers were just up 53-51 at one point in the middle of the 2nd quarter, how the hell did this happen
湖人球迷：湖人在第二节中段的时候曾经53-51仅领先2分，他妈的后面发生了什么？
[–]Lakers__-o0O0o-__-o0O0o-__ 190 points 5 hours ago
damn, 80-38 the rest of the way
湖人球迷：卧槽！后面湖人打了个80-38啊！！
[–]Postnet921 46 points 4 hours ago
43 to 17 in 3rd quarter
活塞球迷：光第三节就打了个43-17！
[–]Green_Hunt_1776 549 points 5 hours ago
They were up 10 when LeBron sat
Pels 8-0 run
LeBron returns 2 minutes later and they go back up 10 in like 1 and a half mins lmao
球迷：老詹下场的时候，湖人领先十分，之后鹈鹕立马打出了一个8-0的高潮！2分钟后，老詹回归，湖人马上在1分多钟内就拿回了10分的领先优势，哈哈哈哈！！！
[–]LakersApollo611 281 points 5 hours ago
We’re -14 with LeBron off the floor lol
湖人球迷：今天老詹不在场的时候，湖人可净负14分啊，哈哈哈~~~
[–]Lakersvicente8a 83 points 5 hours ago
lol pain
湖人球迷：痛…太痛了…哈哈哈...5555~~~
[–][LAL] Alex CarusoVermillion_Crab 173 points 5 hours ago
LeBron heard y'all bitchin about games being rigged and made sure you ain't complaining this time. Lol
湖人球迷：老詹听说每次湖人险胜的时候，你们就哔哔那是联盟在操纵比赛，于是就决定今天把对手往死里打，以免你们又说三道四，哈哈哈！！！
[–]sstteepphheenn 121 points 5 hours ago
bro did you not see adam silver making sure bron made all his threes?
球迷：楼上你去医院看看眼睛吧，难道你没有看出来，今天是萧华在操纵比赛，让老詹投出百分百的三分命中率吗？
[–]Lakersmr-fiend 40 points 5 hours ago
I was there. There was a magnet on the rim.
湖人球迷：没错！我就在现场，我可以作证！篮筐上面确实有一块磁铁！！
[–]PelicansChrisThePiss_ 129 points 5 hours ago
i’m racking my brains trying to find a way to call this game rigged
鹈鹕球迷：为了说服自己这场比赛就是被联盟操控的，我已经快把自己的大脑皮层给挠烂了~~~
[–]Pelicansitskarl 60 points 5 hours ago
They adjusted the rims so our shots won't go in! /s
鹈鹕球迷：那是因为联盟在篮筐上面做了手脚，因此鹈鹕怎么投都没有，哎！
[–]Lakersk1ngkoala 567 points 5 hours ago
AD +35, Lebron +36, Reddish +31
That's just insane
湖人球迷：全场正负值：浓眉+35，老詹+36，雷迪什+31，要死啊！
–]Lakersephemeralfugitive 793 points 5 hours ago
Pelicans 100% went out partying in Vegas last night lmao
湖人球迷：昨天晚上，鹈鹕全队肯定出去了，在拉斯维加斯满城跑夜店开派对！哈哈哈！
[–]Steph-Paul 352 points 5 hours ago
Zion took them to Moriah's stomping grounds
球迷：锡安肯定把全队带到Moriah的老巢去了！
[–]LakersSushiRoe 58 points 5 hours ago
This legit happens in the summer league, there’s a noticeable decline in everyone’s play after the first day lol
湖人球迷：在每年的NBA夏季联赛，这种情况是家常便饭！球员们在夏季联赛第二天都会出现明显的状态下滑，你懂的，哈哈哈哈！
[–]Australia-Coleman-Trebor 475 points 5 hours ago
If you told anyone on this subreddit 4 years ago that 38 year old LeBron would still be outplaying Zion you'd get clowned on.
球迷：如果你在4年前跟别人说，38岁高龄的老詹仍然能够打爆锡安，你指定会被喷成傻子！
[–]SupersonicsJJ_The_JetpIane 163 points 5 hours ago
LeBron needs to seriously be in the MVP discussion
超音速球迷：本赛季老詹必须得被非常严肃地加如MVP讨论啊 ！！！！
[–]BullsZloggt 32 points 5 hours ago
The desert is no place to be for a water bird…
公牛球迷：拉斯维加斯的沙漠缺水，鹈鹕这样的水鸟是没法儿生存的~~~
[-]Lakerskayvonrez 77 points 6 hours ago
“Nba rigs everything for the lakers” “pelicans have to win by 20 to beat the lakers and refs” yeah yeah enjoy that 40 point lose ill enjoy the tears of this sub
湖人球迷：
“联盟保送湖人。”
“鹈鹕要想打败湖人和裁判，至少得赢20分才行。”
好了，现在你们可以好好地在享受这40分的惨败和决堤的泪腺了。
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