键盘侠|双探花的贡献比不上哈队 与绿军比湖人当得起虽败犹荣
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[Post Game Thread] The Miami Heat (3-0) blow out the Boston Celtics (0-3), 128-102.
[赛后贴] 迈阿密热火（3-0）128-102击败波士顿凯尔特人（0-3）
双方关键球员数据：
凯尔特人（0-3）：布朗12分6板2助，塔图姆14分10板2助，怀特9分4板，霍福德8分，斯玛特8分9板8助，格威12分3板2助，普理查德12分2板5助，罗威8分8板，豪泽5分6板，科内特11分4板，穆斯卡拉3分。
热火（3-0）：巴特勒16分8板6助，阿德巴约13分3板2助，文森特29分2板3助，马丁18分3板4助，邓罗22分4助，斯特鲁斯10分3板，洛瑞7分5板4助，乐福5分2板，泽勒4分4板，约维奇2分3板，尤特赛文2分。
[–]LakersGokutheAnteater 641 points 3 hours ago
Just remember, ESPN said Miami had a 3% chance of making it to the finals….
湖人球迷：谁还记得，ESPN预测迈阿密晋级总决赛的概率是3%……
[–]Thunderhomefree122 783 points an hour ago
Boston came into this game knowing they would lose.
雷霆球迷：凯尔特人这场从一开始就没想过自己能赢
[–]HeatPandemicP789 2324 points an hour ago
Moral victory for the lakers, they haven’t looked like quitters in their 3-0 deficit
热火球迷：同样是三比零，与凯子这不战而怂相比，湖人好歹也算虽败犹荣了
[–]WarriorsDwyaneSteph 1024 points 2 hours ago
I was wondering why Tatum showed up in a all white outfit, then I saw his performance and realized it meant he was waiving the white flag
勇士球迷：我还在想塔图姆为啥今天穿了一身白，看完比赛才懂其中深意：白衣如白旗，认输任君骑
相关新闻>>>>帅吗??？塔图姆一身白色套装入场
[–]NBAStabilitySpace 341 points an hour ago
They gave up before they even tried to spare themselves the pain of trying and failing.
Just like me in life.
球迷：输赢已看淡，与其挣扎扭捏累一身汗，让对手徒增快感，不如直接洗白白，躺平让对手看着办。
凯尔特人如此，我的人生亦如此
[–]HeatAaronJudgesToothGap 2952 points an hour ago*
Anyone else having issues with Youtube TV again? My feed was just 3 hours of porn
热火球迷：你们看球的时候是不是也串台了？我要看打篮球，特么给我放了3个小时教学片，教我昆字的四十八种写法
[–]HeatLastPhoton 206 points 2 hours ago
“ThEy cAnT kEeP tHis uP”
boston fans, knicks fans, bucks fans
热火球迷：“他们不！可！能！一直这么猛”——凯尔特人球迷、尼克斯球迷、雄鹿球迷
[–]HawksBoth_Funny4896 3613 points an hour ago
this series must be such a sigh of relief for Bucks fans
老鹰球迷：看了这轮系列赛，雄鹿球迷也是舒了一口气，原来菜的不是我一个
[–][MIL] Khris MiddletonLMkingly 1559 points 3 hours ago
Well if nothing else at least celtics fans aren't laughing at us anymore.
雄鹿球迷：是啊，不管怎么说，至少凯尔特人球迷是再没脸嘲笑我们了
[–]Waikuku3 3023 points 3 hours ago
I dunno whether this group of Boston can come back from this traumatic series. Legit insulted and clowned by the Heat
球迷：这一轮被人蹂躏得这么惨，真不知道凯尔特人以后还能不能缓过来。
[–]HeatDerp_McFinnigan 1474 points an hour ago
Imagine Knicks fans. They took 2 from us lmao
热火球迷：两次赢了我热，尼克斯球迷才该偷着乐，哈哈
[–]KnicksBlank_IX 856 points an hour ago
Personally, I’m feeling better every game lol
尼克斯球迷：确实，热火越狠，我心越荡
[–]Knicksorphicwitch 369 points an hour ago
WE'RE THE SECOND BEST TEAM IN THE EAST
尼克斯球迷：东部豪强谁称霸，热火之下我最大
[–]RaptorsDoucane 1444 points an hour ago
and it has become more embarrassing for sixers
猛龙球迷：76人倒是变得更加尴尬了
[–]CIark 1166 points an hour ago
MVP Embiid got bounced by a team with no dawg in it at all ????
球迷：是啊，新科MVP恩比德，阿猫阿狗组成的绿军都打不过????
[–]RaptorsDoucane 476 points an hour ago
beggar MVP doesn't have any dawg in him either
猛龙球迷：乞丐版MVP，下水道里支庙门，他算哪路神仙……
[–]Pelicanseastovereast 345 points 2 hours ago
All of this could’ve been avoided if DeRozan let his daughter travel to the play in-game in Miami.
鹈鹕球迷：都怪德罗赞，附加赛他要带着女儿去了迈阿密，哪有后头这么多事
[–]MKenshiX 1486 points an hour ago
I don’t know what’s more disappointing, the Celtics or UD not getting any playing time
球迷：我不知道谁更失望，凯尔特人还是垃圾时间都上不了场的哈斯勒姆
[–]PistonsMarrouge 611 points an hour ago
Saw someone in the game thread say that he probably had a wife beater underneath his sweats
活塞球迷：有人说哈队可能压根连球服都没穿，外套下就是一件老头衫
[–]Hater Central@TheHateCentral
Udonis Haslem tonight:
21 Seats Warmed
1,573 Claps
478 High Fives
32 Gatorade Assists
2 Sub-Ins Declined
OUTPLAYED TATUM AND BROWN ??????
推特网友：哈斯勒姆今晚数据统计：
暖了21把椅子
鼓掌1573次
击掌478次
饮料助攻32次
2次拒绝替补上场
球场贡献远超双探花??????
[–]RaptorsKingREX_24 1219 points 2 hours ago
Since Lakers and Celtics are both down 3-0 in the conference finals I think we have to retire the 'league is rigged' statements lol. Like if the league is really rigged I'm wondering why we never saw LeBron vs Kobe in the finals.
猛龙球迷：湖人和凯尔特人在东西部决赛都0:3落后了，以后谁也别再说NBA都是剧本了。
就像如果真的有剧本，早些年我们就该看到詹姆斯和科比的总决赛对决了
[–]NBAnotathrowaway75 1274 points 2 hours ago
The writers are on strike.
球迷：写剧本的人罢工了
[–]Vertigo-153 401 points 2 hours ago
Adam silver about to announce a new trophy for 3rd place and have the celtics and lakers play
球迷：萧华即将宣布组织季军争夺战，黄绿大战一触即发
[–]JetGan 6739 points 3 hours ago*
Al Horford in Game 1
Edit: Al Horford mad lol
球迷：
第一场的霍福德
被打脸的霍福德
[–]NBAcshaxercs 3218 points 3 hours ago
Jimmy is savage
球迷：吉米巴特勒，杀人又诛心
[–]MavericksHardcoreKaraoke 477 points 3 hours ago
It makes it so much funnier that it was game one. Jimmy was keeping that in the chamber for days.
独行侠球迷：更好笑的是，霍福德那个挑衅动作出自第一场。巴特勒一直默默记在心里，今天终于找到机会报仇了。
[–]Heatjimmymfbuckets 2047 points 4 hours ago
Thanks Jimmy, Joe doesn’t know when to call a timeout. What a good dude Jimmy is for helping poor Joe out
热火球迷：吉米真是个大好人，他这也是看出来马祖拉不知道啥时候叫暂停，只好挺身而出，手把手教他
[–]CelticsHelkdog 148 points an hour ago
Heat score 30 uncontested, no timeout.
Celtics score 5 straight, instant timeout.
This coaching difference is insane.
凯尔特人球迷：
热火轻取30分，不见凯子叫暂停。
绿军连续得5分，斯波立马敲警铃。
教练活不行，这球拿啥赢
[–]Heatjimmymfbuckets 1045 points 3 hours ago
When are these guys gonna learn who Jimmy MF Buckets is
热火球迷：这些家伙到底什么时候才能明白：惹谁都别惹巴特勒！
[–]RocketsSc0rch1ngDr4g0n 2459 points 2 hours ago
“Giannis Antetokoumpo over me!?”
“Jalen Brunson over me!?”
“Tobias Harris over me!?”
“Jaylen Brown over me!?” <- You are here
“Nikola Jokic over me!?”
猛龙球迷：
“选字母哥不选我！？”
“选布伦森不选我！？”
“选哈里斯不选我！？”
“选布朗不选我！？” <- 您所在位置
“选约基奇不选我！？”
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