键盘侠|真正乔丹传人只有两个！巴特勒的故事始于乔丹夺首冠??
2023-05-18 18:00:00 我乐直播 www.wolezhibo.com
（点击上方关注键盘侠，获悉更多有趣资讯。）
[赛后贴]NBA季后赛东部决赛首场，迈阿密热火队客场123-116战胜波士顿凯尔特人队，大比分1-0领先。
双方数据
凯尔特人（0-1）：塔图姆30分7篮板、布朗22分9篮板5助攻、霍福德7分6篮板2助攻3抢断、罗伯特-威廉姆斯14分7篮板、斯玛特13分11助攻2抢断、布罗格登19分2篮板、怀特11分2篮板
热火（1-0）：巴特勒35分5篮板7助攻6抢断、阿德巴约20分8篮板5助攻、乐福8分6篮板、斯特鲁斯15分3篮板、文森特15分3篮板2助攻、马丁15分4篮板3助攻2抢断、洛瑞15分3篮板3助攻
[–]Purples_A_Fruit 2499 points 54 minutes ago
Ok, but like, for real . . . How is Miami doing this?
球迷：等等啊…让我捋捋…OK…谁能告诉我热火队到底吃什么了？怎么这么强！！
[–]HeatAtlasNoseItch 274 points 50 minutes ago
Literally have no idea what’s happening but also yay
热火球迷：这位大哥，其实，我们也不知道到底发生了什么事…哈哈哈哈哈哈哈....但是好棒耶！！！！
[–]HeatRayearthIX 964 points 3 hours ago
Accurate. Most Heat fans are elated and confused in equal measure. Lol.
热火球迷：楼上的精神状态相当准确了~~好多热火球迷就是在爽翻的过程中带着点懵逼，哈哈哈哈~~~
[–]Trail Blazersfarfetchchch 296 points 3 hours ago
And followed injuries to 2 key players early in the post season.
开拓者球迷：这还没提热火队进季后赛不久后还伤了两员大将呢~~
注：希罗首轮G1遭遇中指与无名指骨折，奥拉迪波首轮G3左膝髌腱撕裂。
[–]CavaliersG2-8 75 points 3 hours ago
Jimmy and Spo built diff
骑士球迷：只能说，巴特勒和斯波这俩绝非常人呐~~
[–]Lakerscesga_0218 337 points 3 hours ago
Playoff Jimmy + Spo is a dangerous winning combo
湖人球迷：没错，季后赛巴特勒配斯波，神挡杀神佛挡杀佛啊！！
[–]HeatAlexcox95 198 points 3 hours ago
Plus Pat Riley holding a gun to the whole team
热火球迷：更别说还有帕特-莱利端着枪盯着呢，今天不是对手被热火干掉，就是热火被莱利干掉！
注：帕特-莱利是热火队总裁
[–]HeatYouStillTakeDamage 508 points 3 hours ago
I don’t know why teams bother playing for homecourt advantage when you can simply win Game 1
热火球迷：我真搞不明白你们，为啥都挤破脑袋去争个主场优势？把G1赢下来不就行了？这么简单的事儿搞那么复杂！真的是…
[–]NuggetsLlama_Sandwich[??] 897 points 3 hours ago
Fraudulent 8th seed
掘金球迷：哼！你们就是扮猪吃老虎的冒牌8号种子！！
[–]BucksDrunkBucksFan 443 points 3 hours ago
I’ve been trying to figure out if they’re a bigger 8 seed fraud, or if we’re a bigger 1 seed fraud lol.
雄鹿球迷：哎~~其实我也一直没搞清楚，到底热火是假8号种子扮猪吃老虎，还是雄鹿是假冒的1号种子打肿脸充胖子…哈哈哈…5555….
注：东部季后赛首轮，东部8号种子热火队4-1淘汰1号种子雄鹿队，创造黑八奇迹。
[–]Raptorsaashim97 1321 points 3 hours ago
Jimmy is an alien wtf. 35 points and 6 steals is insane. I see why people joke that he is Michael Jordan's son.
猛龙球迷：卧槽巴特勒就是个外星人啊！35分6抢断又是什么鬼！！我终于明白为啥别人都开玩笑说他是乔丹的亲儿子了…
[–][MIA] Udonis Haslemelbenji 26 points 3 hours ago
It honestly might not be a joke
热火球迷：不开玩笑啊，巴特勒是乔丹亲儿子这事儿还真有可能不是个玩笑话呢…
[–]MKenshiX 837 points 3 hours ago
Well-known shit talker, elite two-way player, dagger middy game, plays for a team with white and red colors
Himmy Buckets is literally MJ
球迷：我来疯析一下！同样是远近闻名的垃圾话高手，同样是精通攻防，同样是中距离杀人王，同样为一支主题颜色有白有红的球队效力。不是巧合，吉米-“霸”特勒，他就是乔丹！
[–]LakersEdwEd1 156 points 3 hours ago
Born in 1989
He was MJ’s victory celebration
湖人球迷：
咱们得走进科学呐！
巴特勒1989年出生，这么掐指一算的话， 1988年乔丹夺得首冠后，他必是用爱狂欢，造出了巴特勒！
[–]Lakersahr3410 703 points 3 hours ago
Heat are going to inspire so many teams with the pretend to be mid all season strategy
湖人球迷：热火队将会给好多球队带来启发：整个赛季都韬光养晦，常规赛战绩平平，假装自己人畜无害，季后赛乘人不备直取要害！
[–]Thunderhomefree122 1142 points 3 hours ago
You know it’s bad when my wife says “why does number 0 keep walking?”
雷霆球迷：当我的老婆都说“为什么那个零号老是拿着球走路”的时候，基本上就没什么好事了…
新闻链接>>>>>>心乱了！塔图姆传球失误+连续走步 连出3个失误！
[–]Netslatman 569 points 3 hours ago
Complaining about that blatant travel at the end was such a clown move by him
篮网球迷：塔图姆在比赛末尾明目张胆的走步，还舔着脸跟裁判抱怨，简直是小丑行为啊！
[–][UTA] Joe InglesNitroXYZ 501 points 4 hours ago*
Hearing Reggie talk about “why doesn’t Tatum have the ball in his hands” only for Tatum to then get 3 straight turnovers in crunch time possessions was kinda brutal tho.
爵士球迷：雷吉-米勒在比赛解说时说“为什么塔图姆拿不到球啊？”还为塔图姆说话呢。接着塔图姆马上就在关键时刻连续送出3个失误，这也太惨无人道了吧…
[–]RaptorsImportantWrangler820 340 points 4 hours ago
It was hilarious hearing the commentary crying about him not getting the ball just for him to turn the ball over twice
猛龙球迷：比赛解说给他打抱不平之后，塔图姆马上连续送出2次失误以感谢知遇之恩，太搞啦~~~
（今天关键时刻的塔图姆）
[–]CelticsBroDudemon 182 points 4 hours ago
Dude. Miami plays beautiful basketball. I am loving this series already!
凯尔特人球迷：同志们，热火今天这球打得太美啦~我已经爱上这轮系列赛了~~~
[–]Supersonicsafrobotics 57 points 3 hours ago
Did you break?
太阳球迷：楼上的凯蜜别这样，你不会是已经精神崩溃了吧？？
[–]HeatTheAgGatsby 1005 points 4 hours ago
“How many times do I have to teach you this lesson old man” - Jimmy Butler every time nba picks another team over him
热火球迷：“要我给你们多少次教训，你们才能搞清楚状况啊，老头儿！？”每当联盟看好其他球队，而不把他当回事儿的时候，巴特勒如是说。
[–]Warriorstrident001 60 points 4 hours ago
mj to kobe to jimmy butler, the heritage of jordan continues
勇士球迷：从乔丹传给科比，科比又传给了巴特勒，乔丹传人的故事还在继续！！
来源：Reddit
编译：河浪端
美帝键盘侠