键盘侠|这还是咱们那个别人口中的拉胯登吗？这让黑子怎么活哟！
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【赛后贴】今日NBA季后赛东部半决赛，76人队119-115战胜凯尔特人队，76人队大比分1-0领先。
双方关键球员数据：
76人队：哈登哈登45分1篮板6助2抢断，马克西26分1篮板2助攻4抢断，哈里斯18分5板3助1抢断，塔克0分5板2断，里德10分13板2助，梅尔顿17分2助2帽，尼昂3分。
凯尔特人队：塔图姆39分11板5助，布朗23分6板4助，布罗格登20分3板3助，霍福德11分6板3助3帽，斯玛特12分3板7助，怀特4分3助，R-威廉姆斯6分7板。
[–]RaptorsProfessorBeast55 1063 points 4 hours ago
FearTheBeard
猛龙球迷：大胡子降临，颤抖吧！
[–][HOU] EruOreki 404 points 4 hours ago
Oh God I missed hearing this
火箭球迷：忆往昔，岁月峥嵘！
[–]WarriorsXaldes 1253 points 4 hours ago
MAYDAY MAYDAY. PRIME HARDEN IS BACK.
勇士球迷：注意注意，火箭登归位！
[–]Sunsslysonic7 1864 points 5 hours ago
We’ve been talking about Bubble Murray, but I think we’re sleeping on Vegas Harden
太阳球迷：我们一直在夸园区穆雷，但怎么能对赌城哈登视而不见呢！
[–]76ersABagOfPopcorn 1392 points 5 hours ago
Harden went to Vegas over the week-long break, slapped a guy, and then went back to 2018
76人球迷：哈登这一周的假期去了拉斯维加斯，还传出了打人事件，然后……状态倒退到2018年了。
相关新闻：TMZ：哈登在拉斯维加斯赌场外与一男子吵架 推搡后者并拍打其面部
[–]76ersLos_Ingobernablez 1036 points 4 hours ago
I said 36ppg Harden has to comeback for us to have a chance. We got 45 ppg harden.
76人球迷：我曾说过，哈登得36分我们就有机会赢。他居然得了45分！
[–][SAC] DeMarcus CousinsAM00se 428 points 4 hours ago
Imagine trading this dude for ben simmons lmfaooooooooooooooooo
国王球迷：再想想拿西蒙斯就换来了哈登，是不是更开心？
[–]76ersItsKBS 217 points 4 hours ago
As one of the biggest Harden's fans on this subreddit, it feels absolutely amazing to see this after arguing for years that his playoff choker reputation was overblown
76人球迷：作为登哥的老粉，这些年一直就哈登季后赛表现不好在跟别人争论，看完这场比赛，真是舒坦！
[–]SuperElection3215 33 points 3 hours ago
Dude was triple teamed at the end of every playoff game in his rockets days
球迷：火箭时期的哈登，季后赛哪一场的最后时刻不得面对三人防守！
[–]SunsHarukiMuracummy 117 points 3 hours ago
Dude drops 30 a game against the greatest team of all time and is called a choker lol.
It’s funny comparing his and Dame’s reputation. Dame always loses in 4 or 5 but ppl remember the clutch moments, Harden goes toe to toe against an unstoppable dynasty
太阳球迷：面对历史上最好的球队之一，哈登一场拿30分会被说软，我只能呵呵！拿哈登和利拉德比就是搞笑，四场或五场就被淘汰的利拉德，人们却只记得他关键时刻的几次出手。哈登可是在和一个不可阻挡的王朝球队掰手腕！
[–]LakersRabbitWolfie 7055 points 4 hours ago
This may be Harden’s greatest playoff game ever. I’m in awe
湖人球迷：这可能是哈登目前最伟大的一场季后赛了，膜拜！
[–]Knicksnoahjdengler 2622 points 4 hours ago
Easily his best ever, singlehandedly beat arguably the best team in the league without Embiid
尼克斯球迷：就是目前最好的，没有恩比德，哈登单核带队挑翻联盟当下最好的球队。
[–]Knicksnoahjdengler 251 points 4 hours ago
and with doc rivers as his coach
尼克斯球迷：还是在主教练是里弗斯的情况下！
[–]Australiashittydotamorph 194 points 4 hours ago
With 1 starter taking 0 shots
澳大利亚球迷：还是在一个首发0出手的情况下！
[–][HOU] Gerald Green-Tell_me_about_it- 384 points 4 hours ago
Only 4 FTs as well. Haters are devastated.
火箭球迷：还是只有4个罚球的情况下！黑子可怎么活哟！
[–]Sunsuxxoid 580 points 5 hours ago
He was nuts. His first step was looking so quick tonight.Him just missing was the only way he could be stopped.
太阳球迷：哈登今晚打得真好，他突破的第一步看起来真快！想阻止哈登，你只能祈祷他投不进！
[–]TimberwolvesSoDakZak 4630 points 5 hours ago
Well this is detrimental to my arguments as a Harden hater
森林狼球迷：好吧，今天的哈登确实黑不动！
[–]hardenoqueoUfazeleRI 34 points 5 hours ago
Us Harden fans are on the up and up
哈登球迷：我们登迷的高潮是一波接着一波！
[–][DAL] Wang Zhizhisuzukigun4life [F] 487 points 4 hours ago
45 points on 56/50/100 splits, including the cluch 3 to give the Sixers the lead for good, to steal home court without Embiid? Legendary shit
独行侠球迷：45分，三项命中率56%，50%和100%，还有反超的关键三分，没有恩比德的情况下在绿军主场获胜！再有文化的人看了都得喊一句：握草！
[–]CelticsLordHussyPants 106 points 4 hours ago
he's been so disrespected these last few years, i'm glad he's still got it. just wish it wasn't against us lmao
凯尔特人球迷：过去这几年，哈登没有得到应有的尊重。很高兴他还能有这样的表现，如果不是赢了我们就更好了！
[–]WarriorsIMovedYourCheese 747 points 5 hours ago
Steph cooking. LeBron cooking. Harden cooking. Butler cooking. Westbrook cooking.
The next generation will have to wait.
勇士球迷：库里超神！詹姆斯超神！哈登超神！巴特勒超神！威少超神！年轻人想上位可没那么容易！
[–]ThunderLeavingtheecstasy 14 points 3 hours ago
Harden and Westbrook beating the washed allegations makes my heart warm.
雷霆球迷：哈登和威少今年季后赛的表现为自己正名，看得心里暖暖的！
[–]Westasuleiman 1 point 2 hours ago
What about Durant? He looks washed comparing him to his old self. He’s still a great player but not the same KD we all know
西部球迷：杜兰特呢？跟曾经的自己相比差了很多，他还是一个伟大的球员，但不再是我们认识的那个杜兰特了。
[–]ThunderiCarpet 79 points 3 hours ago
Harden in a red jersey
Blink once and you probably see Houston MVP Harden there
雷霆球迷：哈登着红袍，仔细瞧，尤似休城少年，往来呼啸！
[–][HOU] Hakeem Olajuwonlogontoreddit 5 points 3 hours ago
You mean our fat, lazy, washed, not even an all-star James Harden?
火箭球迷：你说的可是别人口中，咱们那个胖胖的、懒懒的、下滑的、非全明星的詹姆斯哈登？
[–]RocketsCheifkeef29457 488 points 5 hours ago
My glorious bearded king!
火箭球迷：八年休城八年王！
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