键盘侠|浓眉单腿虐狼??詹泥扶不上墙??湖人终于冲破50%胜率啦
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[赛后贴]洛杉矶湖人队（39-38）123-111击败明尼苏达森林狼队（39-39）
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湖人（39-38）：安东尼-戴维斯38分17板2帽、詹姆斯18分10板6助2帽、里夫斯15分6板2助、拉塞尔12分10助2断、范德比尔特12分5板2助2断、施罗德11分6助2断、八村塁4分6板、加布里埃尔4分2板、比斯利9分6板。
森林狼（39-39）：唐斯23分8板3助、戈贝尔14分11板2断、爱德华兹11分4板3助、康利25分3板7助3断、麦克丹尼尔斯15分5板2助、安德森17分4板6助2断3帽、普林斯6分3板。
[–]StudioSixtyFour 74 points an hour ago
Get the Germans on the phone.
湖人球迷：快，快给德国神医打电话！！
[–]LeBron JamesCihatPeker 31 points an hour ago
I’M OUTSIDE LOOKING FOR DOCTORS IN BERLIN RIGHT NOW
老詹球迷：憋慌，我现正在德国柏林，满大街找医生！！
[–]CarolinaKing704 417 points an hour ago
つ ?_? ?つ AD TAKE MY ANKLE ENERGY ? つ ?_? ?つ
湖人球迷：つ ?_? ?つ我寻思我这脚踝留着也妹啥用，你就摘了拿去吧~浓眉~ ? つ ?_? ?つ
[–]????????????rick_32 1 point 49 minutes ago
つ ?_? ?つAD just take both my ankles つ ?_? ?つ
湖人球迷：つ ?_? ?つ楼上的你来晚了，我刚把我的双脚给锯了つ ?_? ?つ
[–]RabbitWolfie 65 points an hour ago
What AD did to KAT/Gobert front court tonight on one ankle should be a felony
湖人球迷：今天浓眉一条腿干翻了唐斯和戈贝尔，这多少得判他个寻衅滋事~
[–]Da Dream Called Kareem ?? ??Nimbus20000620 176 points an hour ago
AD fighting the “soft” charges. Laboring on that left ankle for all of the second half and still had a monster game
湖人球迷：浓眉捏碎软蛋论，下半场如猛兽出笼，拖着受伤的左踝肆虐全场！
[–]Ruben625 64 points an hour ago
Straight sonned gobert. Again.
湖人球迷：浓眉打戈贝尔还是跟过家家一样，他扮演父亲，戈贝尔是儿子~
[–]thevisitor 38 points 54 minutes ago
The thing that pisses me off the most is that its our own fans that tend to be the loudest with the soft crap. He even played hurt in game 6 of 2020 to win the chip. This guy's tough. He hurt his ankle on a freakish thing on Wenyen's leg, none of that is on him.
Like y'all we have plenty of haters that can do that for us can you guys at least just shut up? lol.
湖人球迷：最让我生气的是，骂浓眉“废物点心”骂得最起劲的就是我们湖人球迷了！2020年总决赛第六场他可是带伤作战帮助湖人拿下总冠军的啊，这哥们儿可硬得很呢！今天他踩到加布里埃尔的脚受伤，就是神仙也想不到啊，这也能骂他？湖人已经有大把的黑粉骂了，还不嫌够吗？咱们湖蜜就行行好闭嘴吧~
[–]odnamAE 23 points 52 minutes ago
We have the worst fanbase in basketball. At least other teams that hate on their own players actually watch the games, we got fake narratives on our own players driven by our fans
湖人球迷：湖蜜是最差的球迷群体，其他球队骂自己主队至少是看了比赛有理有据的，我们的球迷倒好，比赛看也不看，骂人张口就来！
[–]Even-Brain-3973 1 point 29 minutes ago
The shit is stupid asf bro believe it or not he’s actually played more games than some of the other superstars like KD, and Kawhi over the last few years
湖人球迷：说出来你们可能不信，最近几年浓眉的出勤率比某几位超级巨星可要高呢，比如杜兰特、小卡…
[–]Chaotic-Catastrophe 1 point 25 minutes ago
You mean the same fans who also constantly called Pau soft? Or the same fans who sent death threats to Danny Green for missing a shot in a series we won?
Those fans?
湖人球迷：上述混蛋湖蜜劣迹斑斑~他们骂过家嫂软蛋~还扬言要送铁林子弹，只因他铁了一记三分在总决赛！
[–]JamesCihatPeker 269 points an hour ago
39-38 !!!!!!!!
湖人球迷：湖人39胜38负啦！！！！！！
[–]King Jamesdedman1477 33 points an hour ago
Love the dub - but job's not finished!
湖人球迷：爱死这场胜利了，但是咱们的任务还没完成！
[–]boyharsher- 251 points an hour ago
Unbelievable defense in the second half. Dennis was a pest, and Rui had KAT in PRISON.
湖人球迷：下半场的防守简直不可思议~施罗德的防守像只蚊子一样恼人，而八村直接把唐斯关进了监狱！
[–]Willywaa 79 points an hour ago
Rui strong af, bodying KAT like that.
湖人球迷：八村身体真的斯国一，把唐斯整得香汗淋漓~
[–]23c-rain 191 points an hour ago
7th seed
1st game over 500
LFG
AD take my ankle/foot
湖人球迷：湖人排名升到第七，还超50%胜率线一场胜利，加咧个油喂~浓眉不要怕，我这儿还有两条腿呢~
[–]2044thRingIncoming 39 points an hour ago
Vando take my hip
湖人球迷：还有我还有我~彪哥，我的屁股是你的~
–]RabbitWolfie 165 points an hour ago
Finally over 0.500 after 446 days, OKC lost, Clippers lost (just icing on the cake). LET’S GOOOO
湖人球迷：446天之后，湖人胜率终于超50%啦~雷霆输了，快船输了，锦上添花啊~冲啊，湖人~
[–]323rdPlaceYoureFired 46 points an hour ago
Today was a good day
湖人球迷：今天可真是个好日子啊~
[–]Villain_Elder_ 39 points an hour ago
Lebron with a throwback disasterclass but this squad and AD stepping up massively on both ends of the floor. Rui in particular went huge on defense. Hope that ankle heals up soon for AD, he was the best player on the floor by a huge margin even while injured.
湖人球迷：老詹今天烂得跟四肢退化了似的，但是湖人其他球员和浓眉在攻防两端严重carry！八村在防守端真的太牛了，同时希望浓眉的脚踝能快点好起来，他是今天场上最好的球员，拖着伤脚还能做出巨大的正向贡献！
[–]RedactedVariant 15 points an hour ago
Yeah I was puzzled. He looked like LeFeelOut Lebron to me lol.
湖人球迷：说到老詹我也觉得奇怪，看上去是勒布朗-墓前状态不行-詹姆斯，哈哈哈~
[–]rowthecow 29 points an hour ago
Bron literally taking a stroll and still came back with a W
湖人球迷：不慌，虽然老詹游手好闲了一场，但是湖人还是赢了~
[–]2SwaggerKun 5 points an hour ago
Was Lebron struggling in the game?
湖人球迷：今天老詹真的不行吗？
[–]Better_Quote_3760 6 points an hour ago
He was atrocious, by far the worst player on the court today.
湖人球迷：是的，詹泥扶不上墙，他是今天场上最烂的球员~
[–]morganchapo 14 points an hour ago
For the lakers you mean, Anthony Edwards had no presence at all
湖人球迷：老詹应该是湖人队中最差的那个，而那个爱德华兹，今天人都不知道在哪儿~
[–]morganchapo 3 points an hour ago
And honestly to me that’s a good thing, remember when he had to put up 30+ for us to even have a chance
湖人球迷：老实说，老詹这样子不见得是坏事，想想看，之前他需要砍30分我们才有机会赢啊~
[–]DasFofinater 10 points an hour ago
Waiting for people to complain about the refs again and how the nba wants the lakers in the playoffs.
湖人球迷：坐等黑子说裁判偏袒，联盟帮湖人进季后赛~
[–]WarriorsCurrymvp2 236 points an hour ago*
The Lakers before the trades could almost never win games against decent teams when LeBron had only 18 points on 43% true shooting. They needed LeBron to play amazing on offense to win against solid teams. Pelinka (with some unanticipated help from Danny Ainge) did a sensational job a couple months ago.
勇士球迷：交易截止日之前，如果老詹只拿18分，真实命中率43%，那湖人队几乎是赢不了好的球队的，他们需要老詹在进攻端超神才行。2个月前的那笔交易，佩林卡真的干得太棒了（当然也少不了安吉送的温暖）~
[–]blinkhit 116 points an hour ago
they actually look like a real team when hes on the bench now too
湖人球迷：当老詹坐板凳的时候，湖人看上去真的是有模有样啊~
[–]Lakersmotorboat_mcgee [score hidden] an hour ago
We looked better with him on the bench tonight, honestly
湖人球迷：是啊，老詹坐板凳的时候，湖人看上去打得更好啊，讲真的~
[–][LAL] Alex CarusoVermillion_Crab 51 points an hour ago
This was the first time in a while that the Lakers trailed by double digits and I wasn't worried one bit. I was like, they'll be all right.
卡鲁索球迷：这么久以来，这还是第一次湖人落后十几分我却一点也不慌，我觉得他们一点问题都没有~
[–]Reasonable-Trick-932 26 points an hour ago
Tbh after Portland and the Mavs where we pulled out 25+ points comebacks, I'll always have belief no matter how shit a first quarter is
球迷：老实说，自从我们落后25+逆转开拓者还有独行侠之后，我就对湖人充满信心了，哪怕第一节打成什么鬼样都没关系~
[–]TimberwolvesThimit22 9 points an hour ago
Is this confidence in your team or the fact that we blow so many 10+ point leads? Either way this hurts man :(
森林狼球迷：到底是你们对湖人有信心，还是对森林狼领先10+被逆转的体质有信心啊？反正不管是哪个，我们都很伤~: (
[–]Lakerszeussays [score hidden] an hour ago
Your star player is mopey and that shit is contagious.
湖人球迷：楼上的，你们队的球星这么萎~传染得整支球队都不举~
[–]Lakerschoochoo789 19 points an hour ago
One leg one brow one beast
湖人球迷：你们输给了：一条腿一头野兽一剪眉~
[–]LakersHunterkiller00 15 points 2 hours ago
Goddamn its so nice for once to not be the team giving up half the points through turnovers
湖人球迷：干！我们再也不是哪支用失误送掉一半分数的球队了，太感人~
[–]LakersPretty_Reasonable 84 points 2 hours ago
Dont get me wrong, happy for this W, but if AD isnt right, it wont matter because season is over.
The post game update and the MRI(?) are my finals game 7 right now
湖人球迷：不要误会我哦，比赛赢了我也很开心，但是要是浓眉有什么三长两短，这赛季就没指望了~赛后伤病更新，会不会有MRI检查结果？等这些结果跟打抢七似的，我都紧张死了~
[–]Charlotte BobcatsNotManyBuses 55 points 2 hours ago
He looked pretty fucking right to me lol
黄蜂球迷：别慌，在我看来，浓眉一点屁问题都没有，哈哈哈~
[–]heifinator 33 points 2 hours ago
You ain’t gonna have a serious injury and drop another 21 pts. He’s ok.
球迷：是啊，你不可能受伤了还能继续砍下21分的啦~浓眉没事的~
[–]Charlotte BobcatsNotManyBuses [score hidden] an hour ago
To be fair Bron’s pain tolerance compared to AD’s pain tolerance is like Mount Everest vs. a molehill. If AD was actually dealing with a severe sprain he wouldn’t have played. It’ll swell to be sure, he may even miss Sunday, but he doesn’t play through the truly bad injuries
黄蜂球迷：不吹不黑啊，如果拿浓眉和老詹比~老詹的疼痛耐受力高的就像是珠穆朗玛峰，而浓眉的疼痛耐受力低的就跟狗刨地刨完了狗屁股后面的小土堆似的。如果浓眉的脚踝伤势真的很重，他肯定会受不了，不会继续打的，接着他娇嫩的脚踝一肿，周日的比赛也没法打了。所以说啊，浓眉还没有真正拖着伤病打过比赛呢~
[–]Lakerskayvonrez 3 points an hour ago
OOOOOO WARRIORS….WE COMING FOR THAT 6 SEED
湖人球迷：吼吼吼吼吼勇士哟~~~~~我们可奔着第六名来了哦~~~~
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