键盘侠|今日份湖蜜：上半场品岛国爱情片??下半场看惊悚片??
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[赛后贴]洛杉矶湖人队123-108战胜新奥尔良鹈鹕队
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湖人（34-35）：浓眉35分17板、比斯利24分3助2断、拉塞尔17分5板3助2断2帽、里夫斯14分4板5助、八村塁12分2板、布朗8分4板5助2断、范德比尔特4分8板3助、施罗德3分2板3助、加布里埃尔6分8板。
鹈鹕（33-36）：英格拉姆22分6板6助2断、瓦兰10分6板、琼斯20分7板2断、墨菲20分3板3断、麦科勒姆13分3板9助、南斯7分5板2助2断、理查德森5分、马绍尔7分4板2助、海斯4分3板。
[-]RRV55 91 points 4 hours ago
AD with a monster game, good to see ADominant back (35-17)
Beas brought the flamethrower in the 1st half lol, love to see him bounce back (7 threes!!!)
Bad 2nd half though, but at least we had enough of a cushion to still win. Tied for 8th!
湖人球迷：今天浓眉打出了野兽级的表现，浓眉大侠又回来啦~（35分17篮板）
比斯利上半场搁那儿端着喷火器打球呢？哈哈哈~看到他状态反弹真的爱死啦~
不过下半场打得不好哈，但是好在分差够大没被填回来，还是赢下来了，现在战绩和第八位一样啦~
[–]RaptorsKingREX_24 2752 points 4 hours ago
AD had a 35/15 game in a pelicans loss, just like old times
猛龙球迷：浓眉在一场鹈鹕输球的比赛中砍下35+15，似曾相识~
[–]LakersMY-NAME_IS_MY-NAME 906 points 4 hours ago
That first half was porn
湖人球迷：上半场火似东京热~看得我爽翻了~
[–]PelicansBriguy_fieri 387 points 4 hours ago
I’m not a fan of that type of porn
鹈鹕球迷：爽个屁！刚开春，东京热个屁！
[–]Lakersmessydoughut 1126 points 4 hours ago
9-4 since the trade deadline.
湖人球迷：交易之后，湖人已经9胜4负了哦~
[–]shanmustafa 713 points 4 hours ago
even a larger sample size
32-25 since the 2-10 start
which would be a higher winning percentage than the suns right now
球迷：看一个更大的样本：自从赛季初2胜10负之后，湖人取得了32胜25负的战绩，这个比太阳队同期胜率还高呢~
[–]Fresh-Soup213 26 points 4 hours ago
I’m not a Westbrook hater but wow, you guys should’ve traded him much sooner. This is a decent roster rn, even with Lebron out
球迷：虽然我不是威少黑粉，但是天啦撸~你们怎么不早点交易掉他啊~哪怕老詹缺阵，湖人现在这个阵容也是很给力啊~
（威少：这图片最后一次了啊，你们最好不要欺人太甚）
[–]Lakerscounterfeit_jesus 15 points 3 hours ago
Then we probably wouldn’t have the same squad we have now so that’s a no from me
湖人球迷：如果早点交易威少，我们还不一定能得到现在这套阵容呢~所以我不同意~
[–]weekndalex 362 points 3 hours ago
i’d be lying if i said i wasn’t a little worried in the 4th LMAO
湖人球迷：如果说，看第四节的时候我一点也不慌，那肯定是瞎话~哈哈哈~
（今天第四节的湖人球迷1）
[–]magmaknuckles 146 points 3 hours ago
good god reading the gamethread i thought we were trailing by 15 in the 4th
湖人球迷：妈哟~第四节看直播间里面的聊天记录，我还以为湖人被反超15分了呢~
[–]weekndalex 67 points 3 hours ago
tbf i was crying like a bitch in there too LMFAO
湖人球迷：不骗你们~当时我心态崩了，哭得跟个娘们儿似的~哈哈哈哈~5555~
（今天第四节湖人球迷2）
[–]Schneeky 46 points 3 hours ago
Could you imagine if we blew that lead? /r/nba would never let us forget about that one lol
湖人球迷：你们能想象万一我们被逆转l了会怎么样吗？友们要是逮着这机会，会把这个耻辱雕刻到我们大脑皮层上面去的~哈哈哈~
[–]weekndalex 13 points 3 hours ago
lmao exactly. i was sweating
湖人球迷：可不咋的~我吓得浑身都湿透了~
（今天第四节湖人球迷3）
[–]pheasantph 10 points 4 hours ago
The best and worst performance of this team in one game lmao
球迷：一场比赛同时包揽了湖人队最佳和最差表现，哈哈哈哈~
[–]newgodpho 2 points 3 hours ago
I've been keeping an eye on NOLA games all year. I know folks were freaking out but the Pelicans really do have a habit of making, "Fake-Comebacks", this year especially with Zion out.
Reminds me of when WB was here and tbh I wasn't that worried. Still, obviously wish LA played better in the 3rd but that was a huge win nonetheless.
球迷：我一直关注鹈鹕的比赛的，知道湖人球迷今天都吓坏了，但是别慌，因为鹈鹕身怀被动技能“无效逆转”，这赛季锡安缺阵又给这个技能叠了三层buff~
[–]8Sayomom 40 points 3 hours ago
Sucked AD couldn’t get the proper rest he deserved. Our bench unit looked bad that 3rd Quarter. Ham really tried his hardest to hoard his timeouts.
湖人球迷：浓眉没法得到应得的休息时间，真的蛋疼~我们的替补席第三节打得太差了。而且，哈姆真TMD是个暂停收藏家啊~
[–]The Mamba Mentalitykiwiwikikiwiwikikiwi 24 points 3 hours ago
Man saved 4 timeouts going into the 4th while the Pelicans were able to regroup their offense. ??♂?
湖人球迷：哈姆揣着4个暂停不用，鹈鹕见状果断笑纳，重振旗鼓~ ??♂?
[–]elirisi 36 points 3 hours ago
You dont know? Leftover timeouts you can cash them in for some chicken mcnuggets after the game.
湖人球迷：这你们就有所不知了~省下来的暂停是可以在赛后去兑换麦当劳麦乐鸡块的~
（哈姆你这小聪明包~原来是攒着换麦乐鸡块）
[–]24HighlyBaked0 81 points 4 hours ago
Darvin Ham is my enemy
湖人球迷：哈姆，我誓与你不共戴天！！
[–]WayOff_P 57 points 4 hours ago
bro literally watched Dennis play some of the worst basketball ever for 9 straight minutes and didn't make a single adjustment or even call a timeout
湖人球迷：这哥们儿看着施罗德连续坑了9分钟，却没做哪怕一点点调整，甚至连个暂停也没叫~
（此时的哈姆）
[–]Makeit41 2 points 4 hours ago
Lebron should coach the team while sidelined, ham sucks ass
湖人球迷：应该让詹姆斯去场边指教，哈姆也太烂了~
[–]Come on shake your body baby do the BongaBritzlBen 61 points 4 hours ago
AD doubters in shambles
湖人球迷：浓眉黑粉现在无地自容了吧~
[–]The Mamba Mentalitykiwiwikikiwiwikikiwi 29 points 4 hours ago*
The folks calling Malik “Bricksley” looking silly now too lol
湖人球迷：还有那些称呼比斯利是“必失利”的，现在也傻了吧，哈哈哈~
[–]BingJamesPhuddy 11 points 3 hours ago
More like Malik Threesley ??
湖人球迷：我看应该叫他马利克-比“三”利??
注：比斯利本场三分12投7中
[–]Lakersweekndalex 203 points 5 hours ago
do you need scoring? call jordan
do you need defense? call ben wallace
do you need rebounding? call rodman
do you need passing? call lebron
do you need vision? call cp3
do you need handles? call kyrie
do you need clutch gene? call kobe
but if you want all this in one player...
call malik beasley ?
湖人球迷：
想要得分？找乔丹
想要防守？找大本
想要篮板？找大虫
想要传球？找老詹
想要视野？找保罗
想要手活？找欧文
想要关键球基因？找科比
想要全部能力？找马利克-比斯利！！！
[–]IcedKofe 57 points 4 hours ago
Thanks for jinxing him in the next 5 games or so.
湖人球迷：我谢谢你，楼上，你把比斯利接下去5场比赛的人品都给败光啦~
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