键盘侠|介不就是KD前的勇士！只不过把巴恩斯换成了第二个库里
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【赛后贴】季后赛首轮G2，勇士主场126-106战胜掘金，系列赛2-0领先。
双方关键球员数据：
勇士：库里34分3板4助攻，普尔29分5板8助攻2断，克莱21分2板，维金斯13分8板2助攻，追梦6分3板6助攻3断，别利察10分2板。
掘金：约基奇26分11板4助攻2帽，巴顿12分10板2助攻，蒙特-莫里斯12分4板3助攻，福布斯10分2助攻，海兰德12分，戈登7分5板3助攻。
[–]WarriorsCtG526 934 points an hour ago
PTSD (Poole Thompson Steph Draymond) lineup good unit
勇士球迷：PTSD（普尔、汤神、斯蒂芬和追梦）这套阵容针不戳！（注：PTSD一般指创伤后应激障碍）
[–]WarriorsPyrrhus22 213 points an hour ago
Way better than 3g or firepower 5 or any other nickname the commentators have come up with tbh
勇士球迷：这名字要比解说员瞎掰的3G（three guard三后卫缩写）阵容或者火力全开五人组的名字好太多了。
[–]SunsHay-Tha-Soe 844 points an hour ago*
Steph, Klay, and Poole combined:
84 pts 60% FG 46% 3PT
太阳球迷：库茶汤合砍：
84分，投篮命中率60%，三分命中率46%。
[–]Bulls Bandwagonrawchess[??] 388 points an hour ago
Oh no, there's three of them now.
公牛球迷：完蛋了，水花兄弟成三个人了。
[–]Celticsbigsz 706 points an hour ago
It's absurd that the new member of the Splash Brothers is literally a guy named Poole.
凯尔特人球迷：水花兄弟新成员居然是一个叫普尔的家伙，这太荒谬了。
[–]Raptorsschoolhater12 492 points an hour ago
Aaron gordon has 15 points. No, not today but 15 points total in 2 games on 19 shots and 4 free throws. Even Draymond has 18 points on 12 shots
猛龙球迷：阿隆-戈登怒砍15分。但不是今晚，而是前两场总共得到15分，投篮19次，罚球4次。即使是三单王追梦，两场12投得到了18分。
[–]Bulls Bandwagonrawchess[??] 35 points an hour ago
6'9 freak of nature who could get an easy double-double just by crashing the glass but he chooses to sit at the 3PT line instead. SMH
公牛球迷：2米03的运动怪兽，不能通过攻击篮下轻易地砍下两双，就怵在三分线外瞎扔，哎~
[–]NuggetsCreatorOfAnAccount 353 points an hour ago
Don’t let the final score fool you it wasn’t that close
掘金球迷：别被最后比分骗了，实力差距根本没那么接近。
[–]Timberwolvescoolycooly 337 points an hour ago
Outside of Jokic the Nuggets are a top 3 lottery team they are so bad
森林狼球迷：除了约基奇，掘金就是一支乐透区前三的球队，他们太差了。
离谱的谱！普尔单挑考辛斯 从内线撤步到三分线命中三分！
[–]trixtah 835 points an hour ago*
What the fuck is this
球迷：这TM什么玩意儿！
[–]Warriorstriplec787 406 points an hour ago
I’m honestly having more fun watching this lineup than the KD teams.
Like everyone’s out there just fucking around and dominating with smiles on their faces lol
勇士球迷：比KD那支勇士，我甚至更享受现在的阵容。
大家就是在场上一顿操作，然后打出了统治力，而且每个人都笑开了花。
[–][GSW] Stephen Currysarcassity 215 points an hour ago
They may not have as much raw talent as that lineup, but their chemistry is better. This might be one of the best offensive lineups of all time.
勇士球迷：这套阵容或许没有那支有天赋，但他们的化学反应更好。这可能是史上进攻最强的阵容之一。
[–][OKC] Steven AdamsDeadDay[??] 317 points an hour ago
Pre KD Warriors are back. So fun to watch when it's not your team
雷霆球迷：KD时代前的勇士回来了，当这不是你的主队时，看他们比赛真有趣。
[–]PistonsKhuroh 309 points an hour ago
Pre KD but they replaced Harrison Barnes with a second Steph Curry
活塞球迷：确实是KD前的那支，只不过把巴恩斯换成了第二个库里。
[–]KnicksCvnilivee 804 points an hour ago
Bro we are really living in the Jordan Poole era..
尼克斯球迷：兄弟们，我们真的活在普尔的时代。
当乔丹-普尔得知自己不在最快进步球员候选大名单里：我觉得这是在针对我
[–]sidighjd 462 points an hour ago
G league last year to this
MIP and it’s not close
球迷：去年打发展联盟，现在库里给他打替补。
最快进步球员还有疑问吗？其他人跟他比差远了。
[–]WarriorsVintrial 520 points an hour ago
idgf max this dude lmao
勇士球迷：老子不管，给普尔顶薪签了，靠！
约基奇抱怨判罚吃到第二个技犯 被驱逐出场 追梦挥手拜拜
[–]Warriorsdtven 847 points 2 hours ago
i can’t even fault him, he’s out there getting hacked to death with no calls
勇士球迷：我都没法怪约基奇，他在场上胳膊都被打紫了，裁判就是不吹。
[–][CHI] Derrick Rosejeric13xd 621 points 2 hours ago*
I don’t blame Joker at all. These refs dont give him any respect when it comes to calls.
公牛球迷：我压根不会责怪约老师，当涉及到该吹的球时，这些裁判根本不尊重他。
[–]SpursGGezpzMuppy 183 points 2 hours ago
He has to do everything for the Nuggets, and not getting anything in return. so he trying extra hard and going a tad overboard.
Draymond is that good too on defense. Nothing has been easy for Joker all series
马刺球迷：他必须为掘金做到一切，但得不到任何回报。所以有时他有些使劲过头了。
追梦的防守也很好，对于约基奇来说，这个系列赛没有一件事是容易的。
[–]NBAnowhathappenedwas 529 points 2 hours ago
Inevitable.
球迷：被吹技犯必然会发生。
[–][OKC] Steven AdamsDeadDay[??] 359 points 2 hours ago
Warriors basketball tests the strongest wills
雷霆球迷：勇士篮球能逼出你最强的意志力。
[–]chamarizderola 292 points 2 hours ago
nuggets are too emotional, almost literally crying out there
remember pop's spurs, they never changed their emotion even going down big or getting fouls calls, so disciplined
球迷：掘金球员太情绪化了，总是在那到处抱怨。
还记得波波维奇的马刺，他们总是面不改色，即使是关键时刻或者是被吹犯规，纪律性拉满。
小佩顿大帽约基奇后拍其屁股 约老师生气被库里普尔拦住
[–]BullsHalfBear-HalfCat 1401 points 4 hours ago
Steph Curry stopping Jokic from attacking someone is hilarious.
公牛球迷：库里阻止约基奇干架的样子也太搞笑了。
[–]Lakerskhaiiization 359 points 3 hours ago
He got tapped by kobe before
湖人球迷：他以前还被科比拍过屁股。
[–][PHI] Joel EmbiidVip_Pwner 1397 points 4 hours ago
r/nba will never admit it but jokic has anger issues
76人球迷：咱们球迷永远都不会承认，但约基奇有易怒体质。
[–]PoorDad2115 679 points 4 hours ago
Massive Joker fan. He has anger issues. I also like it.
球迷：我是约基奇的粉头子，他有情绪问题，我也喜欢。
[–]HeatMartiniLAPD 401 points 4 hours ago*
You don’t know what he been thru. That slight tap on the butt gives him PTSD of the time soldiers came to his house in the war zone.
Jokic had to fight off the Night man with cat eyes all by himself. While his brothers were collecting tolls
热火球迷：你不知道约老师经历了什么。对他屁股轻轻拍一下会让他患上创伤后应激障碍，就好像战场上的士兵来他家里扫荡。约基奇不得不独自面对这个长着猫眼的夜魔侠，而他的兄弟们还在不断地给他挖坑。
[–]CadeCuminhand 1238 points 4 hours ago
Totally normal
CC球迷：拍屁股也太正常了（如上图）。
[–][LAC] Austin RiversHellcat1970 515 points 4 hours ago
You can't grab big honey ass, thats's assault.
快船球迷：你不能去抓约老师的大屁股，这是骚扰。
[–]CelticsFistInMyUrethra 304 points 3 hours ago*
Interesting hand placement, did he feel his balls?
Keep in mind that Gary Payton II probably has long fingers
凯尔特人球迷：注意小佩顿手的位置，他能感觉到约老师的蛋蛋吗？
要知道小佩顿可能有很长的手指。（小佩顿身高1米91，臂展2米05。）
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