【键盘侠】森林狼主帅锡伯杜被解雇|不禁开始为罗斯担忧
2019-01-07 20:46:00 我乐直播 www.wolezhibo.com
[Charania] Minnesota has fired coach Tom Thibodeau.
据名记Shams报道，森林狼教练锡伯杜被解雇，另外据森林狼随队记者报道，森林狼将暂时任命莱恩-桑德斯（已故名帅菲利普-桑德斯的儿子）为球队临时主帅。
————————
[–]Wizards Vswerve27 555 points 23 minutes ago
HUH ?
奇才球迷：啥？
[–][MIL] Terrence Jones ReverendGames 676 points 20 minutes ago
Win the game, get fired.
雄鹿球迷：赢球，下课
[–]Supersonics bennett_for_you 47 points 35 minutes ago
I saw this on twitter 30 seconds after it was tweeted and immediately came here to post it. Already had 100+ comments
超音速球迷：我在推特上看到这条消息后30秒就来这发帖了，瞬间100+评论。
[–]Raptors coltfan1212 35 points 35 minutes ago
SHAMS IS BACK IN THE GAME AGAINST WOJ
猛龙球迷：Woj和Shams的战斗又开始了。
[–]Lakers BlakeGarrison62 15 points 34 minutes ago
rip Timberbulls
湖人球迷：安息吧，森林牛。
[–]Supersonics China_Made 8 points 33 minutes ago
Tibs gonna go back to the Bulls to make the BullWolves now
超音速球迷：锡伯杜现在要回公牛去打造公狼了。
[–]Timberwolves puckallday 68 points 25 minutes ago
like thank god but... we won today
why do it now
森林狼球迷：真是谢谢，不过我们今天赢球了啊
为嘛现在解雇他
[–][GSW] Stephen Curry azmanz 16 points 38 minutes ago
yeah, I was going to just say I could have sworn they were killing it today
勇士球迷：是啊，我也准备说来着，我觉得你狼今天表现很炸啊。
[–][SAS] Tiago Splitter thecrunchcrew 17 points 43 minutes ago
Because it'd be more awkward to fire him at halftime.
马刺球迷：因为如果半场时解雇他的话，那就更尴尬了。
[–]Tatum DaGawd 26 points 25 minutes ago
Because he played his starters in garbage time vs the Lakers
因为他在对湖人的垃圾时间里还死操首发球员。
[–]chicubs 33883 29 points 25 minutes ago
Especially after a blowout win lmao
I suspect keeping KAT, Teague and Wig in almost all 4th up huge might be the culprit though. The players were mad
何况还是一场大胜，哈哈哈哈
我怀疑让唐斯、蒂格和维金斯几乎打满第四节就是导火索。球员生气了。
[–]Knicks Melanismdotcom 23 points 59 minutes ago
Glen Taylor saw those Zion highlights and said “Fuck it, we’re tanking.”
尼克斯球迷：应该是格伦-泰勒（森林狼老板）看到了锡安的集锦，说“我靠，我们可是要摆烂的。”
[–][TOR] Zan Tabak chicogarciamarquez 28 points 23 minutes ago
Who cares he's gone
猛龙球迷：谁在乎他下课呢
[–]Timberwolves puckallday 18 points 22 minutes ago
u right u right
森林狼球迷：你说啥都对
[–]Celtics cpcpfjan 26 points 19 minutes ago
Is this because he played his starters for so fucking long?
凯尔特人球迷：不就是因为他让首发球员在场上特么死耗么？
[–][BOS] Kyrie Irving World-B-Flat 144 points 18 minutes ago
Did the players know and were playing their asses off for him?
凯尔特人球迷：球员们是不是之前就知道了，然后为了他拼命打？
[–]Supersonics China_Made 59 points 15 minutes ago
KAT sure has been playing his ass off recently
超音速球迷：唐斯近期肯定是使出了吃奶的劲儿。
[–]Nets LanaRhoades- 7 points 11 minutes ago
KAT is playing great because fuck Butler
The night he learned Butler was getting traded they were playing in Sacramento he dropped like 40/20
篮网球迷：唐斯打得好是因为他么的巴特勒啊。
他得知巴特勒被交易离队的当晚就在对国王的比赛中貌似拿到40+20.
[–]Pacers NotoriusNC 95 points 13 minutes ago*
Maybe they were told they would get rid of him if they played their asses off
步行者球迷：也许是他们知道如果卖力打就能让锡伯杜走人呢？
[–]Timberwolves whythehellknot 26 points 12 minutes ago
Wiggins wins DPOY, MVP, Grammy, Oscar, Tony, Emmy, Latin Grammy, Genie and Juno awards, and 1v5s his way to first NBA championship ever won alone.
森林狼球迷：维金斯会赢得年度最佳防守球员、MVP、格莱美、奥斯卡、托尼奖、艾美奖、拉丁格莱美和朱诺奖，然后1对5独自拿下首个NBA冠军。
[–]Heat Number333 44 points 19 minutes ago
That's some Blatt getting fired after starting a season 30-11 shit
热火球迷：锡伯杜这有点像是之前带队30胜11负开局后被炒的布拉特啊。
[–]Jazz chowpa 21 points 42 minutes ago
the timberwolves are in 11th place
爵士球迷：森林狼目前只排在11位啊
[–]Nuggets U-N-C-L-E 25 points 37 minutes ago
2 games out of the playoffs
掘金球迷：离季后赛区域两场比赛而已嘛
[–]Raptors 29a 15 points 14 minutes ago
Maybe that’s the full circle Blatt needs to come back into the league
猛龙球迷：或许兜了一个大圈就是让布拉特回到联盟呢
[–]Timberwolves timesquent 93 points 39 minutes ago
You have no idea how much I want that for us. I wanted him when we hired Thibs
森林狼球迷：你是不知道我们有多希望他能来。锡伯杜被炒的那一刻我就想他来。
[–]Raptors 29a 71 points 34 minutes ago
Sorry man you get Hoiberg
猛龙球迷：对不住了老哥，你们有霍伊博格
[–]Lakers KingDavid920 29 points 24 minutes ago
That's Timberwolves Legend Fred Hoiberg to you
湖人球迷：那可是你狼名宿霍伊博格
[–][OKC] Eric Maynor Ibaka_flocka 16 points 37 minutes ago
Think this is Thibs last HC job. Guy is a heck of a defensive mind, but his minute management is horrible
雷霆球迷：我觉得这是锡伯杜最后一次当主帅了。这老哥的防守理念很不错，但是他对球员上场时间的分配稀烂。
————————
[–][MIN] Derrick Rose WheedMBoise 448 points 30 minutes ago
Ok i'm all for firing Thibs but why now uhhhhh
森林狼球迷：行，我完全同意解雇锡伯杜，可为嘛要现在
[–]Pacers TheBoilerCat 91 points 36 minutes ago
Damn and after a blowout win too!
步行者球迷：靠，还是在一场大胜之后
[–]Timberwolves backes37 24 points 57 minutes ago
You think they would've done it after a loss, maybe something from today's game triggered it
森林狼球迷：你觉得咱们会在一场失利之后这么做吗，或许是今天的比赛内容触发了这起事件呢
[–][LAL] LeBron James CelalT 53 points 28 minutes ago*
he played his stars for 35 mins in a blowout lol
詹姆斯球迷：他在一场大胜中让首发打了35分钟，哈哈哈哈
[–]macrono tmicroproblem 78 points 35 minutes ago
Weird timing, but good decision.
奇怪的时间点，不过是正确的决定
[–]Supersonics China_Made 12 points 49 minutes ago
Better late than never
超音速球迷：亡羊补牢，为时不晚
[–][PHI] Ben Simmons NessunDorma7 82 points 22 minutes ago
Suddenly I’m worried about D Rose again.
西蒙斯球迷：我突然就开始担心罗斯了。
[–]Supersonics Haejang-guk 36 points 22 minutes ago
If they waive him, he'll have ten teams calling him within the hour.
超音速球迷：要是他们裁了罗斯，那罗斯在一个小时内就能收到10支球队的邀约。
[–][MIN] Malik Sealy onken022 21 points 34 minutes ago
Lol they have no incentive to waive one of their cheapest, most productive players.
森林狼球迷：哈哈哈哈，咱们没理由要裁掉队里性价比最高的球员之一啊
[–][CHI] Derrick Rose jeric13xd 12 points 23 minutes ago
I just hope the next coach believes in him
公牛球迷：我就希望下一任主帅能信赖罗斯。
[–][PHI] Ben Simmons NessunDorma7 29 points 50 minutes ago
I really hope his resurgence this season was enough for teams to believe in, whatever the outcome.
西蒙斯球迷：不管什么结果，我真希望罗斯这个赛季的复苏能够让很多球队相信他的实力。
[–][HOU] Pat Riley moreyball 44 points 25 minutes ago
TIME TO TRADE FOR JIMMY BUTLER
火箭球迷：是时候把巴特勒交易回去了。
[–]Andy JPuente 56 points 33 minutes ago
JIMMY'S RETURN INCOMING
巴特勒回归在即哦
[–]Celtics MightyCaseyStruckOut 10 points 20 minutes ago
That would be the most hilarious timeline.
凯尔特人球迷：真是这样的话，这个时间线也太搞笑了些
[–][TOR] Kawhi Leonard retrohhh999 79 points 31 minutes ago
Timberwolves have hired Jimmy Butler as head coach
猛龙球迷：森林狼已经聘用巴特勒位下一任主帅。
[–]Thunder Toasted_FlapJacks 25 points 29 minutes ago
KAT breaks into a sweat
雷霆球迷：唐斯吓出了一身冷汗。
[–]Spurs Make_It_Look__Sexy 286 points 32 minutes ago
Player stamina has increased 200%
马刺球迷：锡伯杜下课之后，球员的体能已经增加了200%。
[–][MIA] Lamar Odom NBA_Drug_Policy 31 points 34 minutes ago
Damage already done. KAT and Wiggins could clock one second and sit the rest of the game for the rest of the season and still average 36mpg
热火球迷：坏影响已经产生了。唐斯和维金斯还是会打一秒钟，然后剩下赛季都坐板凳，可还是有场均36分钟的上场时间。
[–]Supersonics China_Made 227 points 43 minutes ago
Imma need to see your math on that
超音速球迷：你这数学谁教的？
[–]naylan_james 196 points 35 minutes ago
KAT is averaging 33.8 MPG through 39 games, meaning he's played 1,318.2 minutes. If he plays one second in each of the next 42 games, he will have played 1318.9 minutes, which is an average of 16.08. Not quite 36 mpg. Wiggins has 33.9 MPG so he's probably in the same boat.
唐斯现在打了39场比赛场均33.8分钟，这意味着他打了1318.2分钟。如果他接下来42场比赛每场打1秒，那他的总时间将为1318.9分钟，场均就是16.08分钟，而不是36分钟。维金斯目前场均33.9分钟，所以他或许也会唐斯差不多。
[–][SAS] Kawhi Leonard 5345432123213445 15 points 4 minutes ago
this guy math fucks
马刺球迷：这老哥数学真好啊。
[–]Cavalierskaderluke 187 points 32 minutes ago
This is literally worst timing
骑士球迷：森林狼这真是最烂的时间点。
[–]Timberwolves timberwolvesguy 9 points 28 minutes ago
Timberwolves logic
森林狼球迷：这就是我狼的思维。
[–]Celtics AffectionateZombie 66 points 29 minutes ago
After a win?? Casey is somewhere laughing to himself
凯尔特人球迷：在一场胜利之后下课？凯西现在某处笑出声了。
[–][MIN] Wally Szczerbiak isackjohnson 26 points 48 minutes ago
Thibs for coach of the year!
森林狼球迷：看来锡伯杜是年度最佳主帅了
————————
[–][GSW] Shaun Livingston notabear629 497 points 49 minutes ago
"Butler or Thibs. Who do you choose?"
"No."
"Excuse me, sorry, what?"
"No."
勇士球迷：“巴特勒还是锡伯杜。你选谁？”
“不。”
“不好意思，你说啥？”
“都不要。”
[–]Pistons throwaway_5256 63 points 24 minutes ago
They chose KAT
活塞球迷：他们选唐斯
[–]Lakers bobbito18 227 points 29 minutes ago
Lmao after they just dismantled our ass.
湖人球迷：哈哈哈哈，他们可是刚把我们血虐了
[–][NYK] Larry Johnson smegdaddy 251 points 29 minutes ago
Let that be a lesson to any team that dares to beat the Lakers
尼克斯球迷：这就是给其他队教训啊，看你还敢不敢赢湖人
[–]Mavericks rvadarocket 25 points 25 minutes ago
Ah so that’s why the Mavs play terrible against the Lakers
独行侠球迷：所以咱们独行侠才在对湖人的时候打的稀烂啊
[–][MIA] Gary Payton jc-f 11 points 25 minutes ago
LeBron’s out of the game, on the other team, and he still gets coaches fired
热火球迷：这次勒布朗都没上，而且还不是自家球队，他仍然让教练被炒了。
[–][LAL] LeBron James CelalT 8 points 35 minutes ago
goat at getting coaches fired that's for sure
詹姆斯球迷：绝对是炒教练的史上最佳。
[–][LAL] Josh Hart Xiio 276 points 34 minutes ago
Luke is next
湖人球迷：沃顿是下一个
[–]Pacers chilltownusa 16 points 56 minutes ago
that won’t happen until 2 games before the end of regular season
步行者球迷：这得等到离赛季结束还有两场比赛那会儿了。
[–]76ers ACTUAL_TIME_TRAVELER 208 points 33 minutes ago
Yeah, now that they can bring Thibs in to replace him
76人球迷：没错，那样就能让锡伯杜去接替他了
[–]Trail Blazers MrWigglyJiggly 32 points 32 minutes ago
Lebron forced to play 48 minutes per game.
开拓者球迷：那样的话，勒布朗每场被迫打满48分钟。
————————
来源：Reddit
编译：云长刮个痧