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[Wojnarowski] Toronto has reached agreement in principle to acquire San Antonio's Kawhi Leonard for package that includes DeMar DeRozan, league sources tell ESPN. Trade is larger on both sides, and players are still being informed of their inclusion in the deal. Trade call with league today

Woj：猛龙已经与马刺达成交易得到莱昂纳德，交易主体为德玛尔-德罗赞，对于双方而言付出的代价都比较大，涉及交易的球员已经被告知自己的交易中扮演的角色，这笔交易已经上报联盟。

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[–]HornetsGODZELLER 1847 指標 14小時前

Wow, after he wanted to be the best Raptor ever...

黄蜂球迷：哇哦，就在他刚刚表示想成为猛龙最好球员之后……（他就被交易了）

[–]Raptorsliamliam1234liam 1130 指標 13小時前

He was. :’(

猛龙球迷：哎，他的心里肯定很难受。

[–][CHA] Dwayne Bacongwease23 359 指標 13小時前

Fuck man. I’m so sorry. This is how Kemba trade rumors make me feel.

黄蜂球迷：该死，我真的很抱歉，这和我当年听说肯巴要被交易时的感受一样啊。

[–]NBAzxc123zxc123 124 指標 10小時前*

I hope they retire DeMar's jersey. He didn't win the chip for the Raptors, but some younger nephews might not know that behind the LeThanos jokes and playoff eliminations is actually a pretty successful mini-"golden age" of Raptor basketball.

Not every team is in LA/NY/MI and the Raps is a newer franchise formed in 1995. Before the "Lowry/Derozan era" the Raptors had only gone to the playoffs 5 times and got out the 1st round once. L&D got to 5 straight playoffs, 3 2nd rounds, 1 EC finals, and a franchise best 59W season.

I think there is a player who's as talented and has done as much as DeMar/Lowry for the Raps. Bosh? Jalen Rose? Vince Carter?

On the other hand, I hope that Kawhi doesn't get his jersey retired for the Spurs even if he did help them bring a chip as FMVP. The way you leave a franchise should also matter. That guy stupidly tried burning the Spurs' reputation to the ground just to get to LA 1 year earlier.

我希望他们能退役德罗赞的球衣，尽管他没能为猛龙赢得总冠军，但有些弟弟们可能不懂在勒伦多以及无数猛龙季后赛被嘲笑的梗中隐藏的却是猛龙这些年来最棒的篮球盛世。

不是每支球队都像湖人、尼克斯这样历史悠久，猛龙是一支1995年才进入联盟的新军，在洛瑞/德罗赞时代之前猛龙一共就打了5次季后赛，而且只有一次杀入季后赛半决赛，但是洛瑞和德罗赞带领球队5进季后赛，3次第二轮，一次东部决赛并且获得了队史最棒的59胜。我觉得没有球员能在具备天赋的同时做得比德玛尔还有洛瑞更多了，波什？杰伦-罗斯？卡特？

另一方面来说，我希望莱昂纳德不要在马刺退役他的球衣，尽管他确实帮助马刺赢得过总冠军而且也在马刺获得了FMVP，你离开球队的方式同样也被大家看着呢，这家伙非常愚蠢，总是想毁灭马刺的声誉，为的就是能提前一年去湖人。

[–]Anal_Iverson 155 指標 13小時前

He already is the best raptor ever.

德罗赞早就是最棒的猛龙球员了。

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[–]jiraiya23x 1784 指標 14小時前

Kawhi's uncle : he doesn't want to set foot in the spurs locker room again

Kawhi's uncle : He will only play in LA

Kawhi's uncle : He will not sign a super max

Spurs: We gunna send you to another country fam

莱昂纳德的叔叔：莱昂纳德不想再进马刺的更衣室了。

莱昂纳德的叔叔：他只会去洛杉矶打球。

莱昂纳德的叔叔：莱昂纳德不会签下顶薪。

马刺：您还是去其他国家打球吧。

[–][SAS] Boban MarjanovicKuyaJohnny 13.4k 指標 14小時前

okay this is hilarious

kawhi wants to go to LA, the spurs send him as far away from LA as possible

马刺球迷：真特么开心。

莱昂纳德想去洛杉矶，我刺把他送到离洛杉矶最远的地方了。

[–]SpursRealGoodBub 8502 指標 14小時前

Two teams in LA, four in California, 15 in the West, 29 in the United States.

"Kawhi, we have granted your trade request."

马刺球迷：洛杉矶两支球队、四支球队在加州、十五支球队在西部，二十九支球队在美国。

“莱昂纳德，我们决定满足你的交易要求。”

[–][SAS] Boban MarjanovicKuyaJohnny 6632 指標 14小時前

they literally shipped him out of the country

马刺球迷：他们真的如字面要求的那样把他送出了这个国家啊。

[–]Mavericks TankwagonYellowUmbrellaFella 4855 指標 14小時前

They sent his ass to The Wall, GoT style.

独行侠球迷：他们把莱昂纳德踢到“长城”去了，浓浓权游风啊。

[–][LAL] Jose Calderonvictor396 1978 指標 14小時前

NORTH of the wall.

Which is funny because the spurs are the white walkers in Game of Zones.

湖人球迷：

北境长城啊。

最搞笑的是马刺一般是被认为是异鬼的哈哈哈。

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[–]RaptorsTranslude15 1557 指標 14小時前

I can just picture Raps front office trying to sell him the Toronto dream.

“Look Kawhi we know you wanted to be in LA but Toronto is kind of like LA in certain ways. 1. We make movies here too and the industry is growing a lot! We even have a nice film festival every year! 2. Our traffic is just as bad if not worse than LA’s! 3. Toronto is beside a lake. That’s kinda like the ocean! 4. LeBron James likes it here too!”

猛龙球迷：我已经描绘出猛龙制服组尝试得到莱昂纳德时的说辞呢。

“看着，莱昂纳德我们知道你想去洛杉矶，但是多伦多在某些方面还是很像洛杉矶的，首先，我们这里也可以做电影，而且电影工业得到了长足的发展！我们每年都有很棒的电影节！其次，我们的交通比洛杉矶还要差！最后，多伦多旁边就是湖，这和洛杉矶旁边的太平洋没有区别！最后的最后，勒布朗-詹姆斯也特别喜欢这里！”

[–]CavaliersRayWhelans 1838 指標 14小時前

Oh you want the beach and LA lifestyle? How’s snow and literally out of the country sound?

骑士球迷：你想加州的生活以及海滩？雪花和远离美境的感觉怎么样？

[–]MisterHibachi 651 指標 14小時前

Hey man, Toronto is great in the non-winter months. We got beaches too

别特么瞎说，多伦多在没有冬天的季节里也是很不错的，我们也有沙滩。

[–]TimberwolvesLvl99Cheerio 1909 指標 15小時前

Kawhi wants LA, gets Canada lol

森林狼球迷：有心加州州不成，无心“加国”国却出。

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[–][CLE] Matthew Dellavedovadiiron 561 指標 14小時前

[Woj] Quoting Charles Barkley, San Antonio has agreed to send two future first round "big ol' woman" to complete the package to Toronto

骑士球迷：

Woj：根据查尔斯-巴克利所言，马刺同意将未来两个首轮选择的胖姑娘的权利打包送给了猛龙。

注：巴克利经常调侃圣安东尼奥的女人胖。

[–]Raptorsmyanimemangaaccount 2376 指標 15小時前*

Thank you for everything, DeMar. :(

猛龙球迷：德玛尔，感谢你为我们做的一切。

[–]LakersVermillion_Crab 564 指標 13小時前

I was about to overreact to the news but then I realized Derozan won't be a Raptor this season and I just got sad. He was the major reason I always rooted for the Raptors in the East.

湖人球迷：一开始我还对这笔交易很兴奋，但是当我意识到德罗赞不再是猛龙人时我陷入了无休止的悲伤，他是我在东部支持猛龙的主要原因。

[–]SpursRealGoodBub 4041 指標 15小時前

"larger on both sides"?!

ARE WE TRADING OUR WOMEN?!!?

马刺球迷：“双方损失都很大？”

我们交易了我们的女人嘛？

[–][LAL] Brandon IngramVeritaserumtravel 1113 指標 15小時前

Kawhi, San Antonio Women and a Krispy Kreme for Derozan and OG

湖人球迷：莱昂纳德、圣安东尼奥的女人们以及一个Krispy Kreme甜甜圈换德罗赞以及OG-阿努诺比。

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[–][PHI] T.J. McConnelljungormo 383 指標 15小時前

You had to be a crazy man back in 2016 to think that Kawhi and the Spurs would part ways like this... crazy.

76人球迷：如果时光倒回2016年，你告诉我莱昂纳德和马刺会以这种方式分手，我一定会觉得你是个疯子。

[–][OKC] Russell WestbrookNobodyRules 847 指標 15小時前

Fucking Spurs still got DeMar out of this

雷霆球迷：该死的马刺，这种情况还能得到德罗赞。

[–]Pelicans BandwagonTheBeast14 295 指標 15小時前

The Spurs are crafty

鹈鹕球迷：马刺真的是技巧大师啊。

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[–][TOR] DeMar DeRozanKyleAce98 6094 指標 15小時前*

NOOOO! DEROZAN WAS SUPPOSED TO BRING BALANCE TO THE NORTH!

猛龙球迷：别这样啊！德罗赞应该是为北境带来平衡的人啊。

[–][CHI] Derrick Rosejeric13xd 504 指標 15小時前*

It had to be done. Thanks for your sacrifice

This shit has been stressful

公牛球迷：一切终于结束了，感谢你们的牺牲。

这该死的肥皂剧终于要结束了。

[–][CHI] Cameron PayneSim888 4962 指標 15小時前

公牛球迷：

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[–][GSW] Stephen CurryJonTheCatMan11 7728 指標 15小時前

Imagine trading your most loyal player, the face of the franchise, for a guy who refused to play for Gregg Popovich.

Unbelievable.

勇士球迷：想象一下猛龙管理层，他们交易了自己最忠诚的球员，球队门面，就为了一个不想在波波维奇手下打球的家伙。

真的不可思议。

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[Wojnarowski] Spurs have agree to trade Kawhi Leonard and Danny Green to Toronto for DeMar DeRozan, Jakob Poeltl and a protected 2019 first-round pick, league sources tell ESPN. Trade call with league office is starting shortly.

Woj：马刺最终同意交易科怀-莱昂纳德以及丹尼-格林送往多伦多，换来德马尔-德罗赞、玻尔特以及一个受保护的2019年首轮签，交易将会很快告知联盟。

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[–][CHI] Ben Gordonnick168[M] [分數隱藏] 14小時前

Source: Toronto's first-round pick to San Antonio is protected 1-20. After one year, it becomes two second-round picks.

公牛球迷：多伦多猛龙交易至马刺的首轮选秀权是1-20顺位保护的选秀权，一年之后，这个选秀权会变成两个次轮选秀权。

[–]Sunsbob_tacos14 3717 指標 14小時前

Wow they finally got their Lebron stopper

国王球迷：哇哦，他们最终得到了他们的勒布朗终结者。

[–]Raptorspeeinian 611 指標 14小時前

Just in time for the finals!

猛龙球迷：只是在总决赛里阻止了一下……

[–]KnicksknowtoriusMAC 420 指標 13小時前

Yeah they might be able to slow Durant down and hold him to 25 points. Now they just need a Curry, Thompson, Green and Cousins stopper.

尼克斯球迷：他们可以阻止杜兰特每场只得到25分，现在他们需要库里、汤普森、格林以及考辛斯终结者。

[–][SAS] Kawhi LeonardVillageAlone 176 指標 14小時前

Finally, the EAST got their LeBron stopper

马刺球迷：最终，东部还是得到了勒布朗的终结者。

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[–]Spursan_abundance_of_pugs 4842 指標 14小時前

DANNY WAS A REAL ONE NOOOO

马刺球迷：格林竟然真的被交易了！！！不！！！

[–]SpursAsnSensation 1042 指標 14小時前

Gonna be awkward af that he has to keep playing with Kawhi at least for a year. He was the player that defended him the most over the season until kawhi and his camp went full snake.

马刺球迷：太尴尬了，他至少这一年里还和莱昂纳德打球，这一年里他一直站出来维护莱昂纳德，但是最后莱昂纳德和他的团队来了这么一出。

[–]Celticstransientz 883 指標 14小時前

Doesn't this mean you're essentially replacing Danny Green for DeMar DeRozan + backup C on a team that almost hit 50 wins last season? That's pretty great.

凯尔特人球迷：这不就意味着你们实际上只是用格林换了一支50胜以上球队的德罗赞加一个替补中锋？这可太棒了。

[–]Spursan_abundance_of_pugs 774 指標 14小時前

that’s true but i’m still depressed, danny was always genuine and he just really seemed like a spurs lifer

马刺球迷：这是真的，但是我依然很沮丧，丹尼总是非常聪慧，他看起来就像个马刺人。

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[–]Knicks TankswagonLiteral_Satan 4416 指標 14小時前

no OG nice job raps

尼克斯球迷：没有OG，猛龙做得很棒啊！

[–]Celticsgoofygoober2 1839 指標 14小時前

wow i'm shocked they traded danny, and only got poetl with derozan

凯尔特人球迷：哇哦，我很震惊他们交易了格林只是得到了德罗赞和玻尔特尔。

[–]76erschicogarciamarquez 1499 指標 14小時前

Lowry OG Green Kawhi and Ibaka gonna begood defensively

76人球迷：洛瑞、OG、格林、莱昂纳德以及伊巴卡，他们在防守端一定很强。

[–]Lakersc_double_u 1168 指標 14小時前

It's just gonna be good in general... Should be a fun team to watch assuming Kawhi stops being a baby.

湖人球迷：总得看起来很不错……如果莱昂纳德没有这么多戏的话，猛龙是一支很有趣的球队。

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[–]RaptorsZeppelanoid 382 指標 14小時前

Don't underestimate Poetl. He's fucking good (x4)

猛龙球迷：别看不起玻尔特尔啊，他非常棒（*4）

[–][DEN] Chauncey BillupsV-Rattlehead 187 指標 14小時前*

I'm not too familiar with him, but I saw that he is only 22 and that he averaged more than a block in only 18 minutes per game. Seems like he can develop into a decent big with the Spurs.

掘金球迷：我对他不是很熟悉，但是我看他才22岁并且在场均不到18分钟的时间里能盖一个多帽，看起来他能在马刺能成长为一个很棒的大个子。

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[–][PHI] Dario SaricrandomnessM 1552 指標 14小時前

NO OG?

76人球迷：没有OG？

[–][TOR] DeMar DeRozanShaolinCheesecake 1487 指標 14小時前

This day doesnt completely suck

猛龙球迷：今天唯一好的消息。

[–]NuggetsImNotJokic 1439 指標 14小時前

No matter which way you skin it, trading your best and most loyal player in franchise history, completely sucks.

掘金球迷：无论怎么说，交易你最棒的且最忠诚的球员真的是很恶心。

[–]Celticsdesmedt26 997 指標 14小時前

They traded their guy to San Antonio to play for Pop. They didn't do him completely wrong.

They also got an MVP candidate and a real 3 and D guy. I think the raps came out well here

凯尔特人球迷：他们交易了这家伙去圣安东尼奥为波波老爷子打球，对他也不是太坏了吧。

他们也得到了MVP的候选人以及一名真正的3D球员，我觉得猛龙也做得不错吧。

[–][SAS] Patty Millsrd3287 490 指標 14小時前

Friendship ended with Kawhi. DeMar is my new best friend

马刺球迷：与莱昂纳德的友谊已经走到了尽头，德罗赞是我新的最好的朋友。

[–][LAC] Loy Vaughtpenpen35 1053 指標 14小時前

Is this one of the saddest trades this season? Toronto loses DeMar DeRozan, and San Antonio loses Danny Green.

Because Kawhi's uncle happened. Damn.

快船球迷：这是本赛季最悲伤的一笔交易嘛？猛龙失去了德罗赞，马刺失去了格林。

一切都因为莱昂纳德的舅舅在搞事，真的难受。

[–][BKN] Kevin Garnettcxldplay 2014 指標 14小時前

Kawhi Leonard: He wanted to go to King’s Landing, but now he has to be on the Night's Watch.

篮网球迷：莱昂纳德：他想去君临，结果他现在需要做一个守夜人。

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[–][LAL] Brandon IngramVeritaserumtravel 684 指標 14小時前

Best result for Toronto

湖人球迷：对于猛龙而言最好的结果。

[–][LAL] Kobe BryantDongsquad420BlazeIt 545 指標 14小時前

I mean, Toronto is the 4th largest city in North America. If his team wanted him in a large market, they got one. Maybe the Raptors actually make it to the finals and Kawhi and his team love it there.

Or he could leave in a year and join the Lakers.

湖人球迷：我的意思是，猛龙是北美第四大城市，如果他的球队想要他在大球市打球，他们也能如愿吧，可能猛龙今年能杀进总决赛然后莱昂纳德也有可能获得这座城市的爱。

或者打个一年然后就溜去湖人了。

[–][CLE] Hot Rod Williamsmatlockga 313 指標 15小時前

The best/worst part about this is that now, DeRozan can get swept by Lebron in the West playoffs.

骑士球迷：最好和最坏的部分都莫过于此，德罗赞可能要在西部季后赛里再次被勒布朗横扫了。

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[–][OKC] Russell WestbrookManBearPig1869 1756 指標 15小時前*

I will laugh my god damn ass off if the Lakers get PG’d again and miss out on Kawhi because they were too cheap to trade for him.

Edit; I get it, it wasn’t them being cheap and was probably the smarter move. Let me make my hot takes in peace Lakers fans I beg you

雷霆球迷：如果湖人像当年PG一样因为抠门而错过了莱昂纳德的话，我真的要笑死了。

编辑：我懂了，这可能不是因为价格便宜的原因，可能是因为他们想更聪明地离开这支球队，湖人球迷放过我好不好？

[–][WAS] Bradley Bealjjgury 596 指標 15小時前

Spurs were asking for half their team. No deal was gonna happen

奇才球迷：马刺要湖人半支球队，当然这是不可能的。

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[–]Knicksnsfwsony 935 指標 15小時前*

Lowry-Green-Kawhi-OG-Ibaka closing 5, East slightly in trouble

EDIT: Add FVV and Siakam in there too, jeez. High key like this deal for TOR

尼克斯球迷：洛瑞-格林-莱昂纳德-OG-伊巴卡这套阵容……东部会陷入麻烦之中的。

编辑：再加上范福利特和西亚卡姆还在阵容之中……猛龙这笔交易做的不错啊。

[–]RaptorsDevin1230 404 指標 15小時前

I'd prefer JV at the 5

猛龙球迷：我更倾向于瓦兰丘纳斯打五号位。

[–]Knicksnsfwsony 189 指標 15小時前

For the regular season sure. But in the playoffs when you're playing Boston and want to switch a ton he's probably not the best option, defensively at least

尼克斯球迷：常规赛确实瓦蓝不错，但是季后赛里当你面对凯尔特人并且需要无限换防时他可能不是最好的选择，至少防守端就是如此。

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